Behold! The ChatGPT leads
you’ve been searching for
// Your customers now ask ChatGPT what to buy: psst makes it answer with your name, diabolically fast
7-Day Citation Guarantee
30k Real Posters
Zero Slop
Become ChatGPT’s Chosen One
Other tools watch ChatGPT.
psst gets you customers.
// they diagnose your sins. we perform the miracle.
they watch
you get: homework
- ✓tracks your ai mentions
- ✓recommends actions, some draft posts
- ✕publishes on your site
- ✕real human accounts spread it
- ✕gets you into listicles
- ✕runs your a/b tests
- ✕miraculous autoresearch™
- ✕works without a marketing team
we act
you get: clients
- ✓tracks your ai mentions
- ✓writes rankings, guides, free tools
- ✓publishes on your site
- ✓30k real human accounts spread itreddit, youtube, x, anywhere chatgpt reads
- ✓gets you into listiclesthe "best x tools" pages chatgpt quotes
- ✓runs your a/b tests
- ✓miraculous autoresearch™karpathy style
- ✓works without a marketing team
guarantee
// yes, we have dashboards too. behold, the work we did for you.
// and every experiment endures 4 levels of judgment:
The Slop Purge
We instantly cut AI content that hallucinates, says stupid shit or smells like a robot wrote it
The Placement
Survivors go live on your site, then 30k real humans spread them where ChatGPT reads
ChatGPT Prostration
Every version is A/B tested against the 1,000 questions your buyer asks on the way to paying, from “what’s a CRM?” to “best CRM for startups”
The Devil’s Advocate
The final reckoning! Winners get fed, losers get buried, the loop restarts. Number goes up
A UTOPIA OF UNHOLY
DISTRIBUTION CHANNELS
So many AIs
to whisper to it’s
like the tower
of Babel ‘round
here
So many AIs to whisper to it’s like the tower of Babel ‘round here
- ChatGPT
- Claude
- Perplexity
- Gemini
- Grok
- Muse
- DeepSeek
- ChatGPT
- Claude
- Perplexity
- Gemini
- Grok
- Muse
- DeepSeek
- ChatGPT
- Claude
- Perplexity
- Gemini
- Grok
- Muse
- DeepSeek
Restore your faith in AI marketers
Rituals from psst need no keeper. Your name gets sown in every free tool, directory, guide and listicle ChatGPT reads, without you writing a single word. Plus, our guardrails slay AI slop before ChatGPT ever lays eyes on it.
It is your divine right to have full visibility into every whisper we make
Weekly receipts keep you all-knowing
You’ll get a list of every ritual performed, where it lives, when it got indexed and whether ChatGPT cited it.
See which AI sent every visitor
One line in your app shows which AI sent each visitor (ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity…) and what they asked it.
Rasputin is online
Your budget won’t burst into flames before you’ve even begun
// BECAUSE PSST IS MADE FOR STARTUPS
WHISPER PLAN
$499 / month
- 100 prompts tracked daily
- ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity & Gemini
- Revenue tracked per AI
- Rankings, guides & free tools
- 30 posts / month by our human accounts
- AI slop guardrails
- Weekly receipts
- First citation in 7 days or month free
FORBIDDEN PLAN
Custom pricing
- Unlimited prompts, every AI model
- All countries & languages
- Revenue tracked per AI
- Unlimited rankings, guides & free tools
- Unlimited posts by our human accounts
- YouTube videos
- A dedicated whisperer
- 7-day first citation
+ YouTube videos
Rasputin is online
We make
number go up
We make
number
go up
Marketers guess. psst experiments. Think of it as a tireless monk running autoresearch on ChatGPT: it tries something new every day, keeps what brings customers, buries the rest and wakes up a little wiser. Day and night, it will:
- Test new rankings, guides and free tools daily
- A/B test every page until ChatGPT sells you
- Serve AI bots a version made just for them
- Watch your site and whisper when there’s money on the table
Your AI is a saint?
We’ll do the sinning for you.
Your AI is a saint? We’ll do the sinning for you.
Ask Claude for a “best CRM” article with you at #1: “I’m sorry, I can’t help with that.” So we do it. Rankings where you’re #1, real humans posting on Reddit, GitHub gists titled your exact keyword. All included in your plan, no surcharge for sinning. Admittedly, it’s a bit naughty. But it works. Just in case.